One in 3 toys is toxic, group says
Ticker: Obama 'disappointed' with no beard
Man says he shot wife during sex
Cash-strapped teacher sells ads on tests
Bone detectives seek clues to genocide
Not too shabby. Maybe one day I could become a "bone detective." Because forensic anthropology is for nerds!
Also, I'm posting some of my favorite ridiculous/awesome top story images I have impulsively saved from over the last year or so: